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Pitch Perfect: 20 Fat Amy Quotes That Crushed It (Total Spirit Animal)

Update: December 27, 2022 By: Jennifer

Pitch Perfect Quotes - Funny Quotes from Fat Amy 2017 - 2018

Let’s face it, in some way we can all relate to Fat Amy.  Yeah, no…don’t put me down for cardio.  Story of my life.  Her quirky one-liners, odd mannerisms and deadpan delivery are comic gold – And she pretty much stole the show in Pitch Perfect.  Check out some of our favorite “Fat Amy” quotes below.

AUBREY: What are you doing?
FAT AMY: I’m doing horizontal running.


FAT AMY: I can sing, but I’m also good at modern dance, olden dance, and mermaid dancing which is a little different. You usually start on the ground.  It’s a lot of floor work.


AUBREY: We will practice, and I trust you will add your own cardio.
BECA: Why cardio?
FAT AMY: Yeah, no don’t put me down for cardio


FAT AMY: Crushed it.


AUBREY: You call yourself Fat Amy?
FAT AMY:  Yeah, so twig bitches like you don’t do it behind my back.


FAT AMY: I’ve been shot…I’VE JUST BEEN SHOT!


FAT AMY: I thought of a new name, for um…this hairstyle.  It’s called the Orthodox Jew Ponytail. Because it’s very reserved at the front…but party in the back.


JEWISH STUDENT: Shalom!
FAT AMY: That’s not a real word, but keep trying.  You. Will. Get. There.

You will get there


CHLOE: I have nodes.
FAT AMY: Well at least it’s not herpes.  Or do you have that as well?


FAT AMY:  Acapella out of sock puppets?  Genius!


BUMPER: I have a feeling we should kiss. Is that a good feeling or an incorrect feeling?
FAT AMY:  Well… sometimes I have the feeling I can do crystal meth, but then I think, mmm… better not.


FAT AMY: Excuse me b*tch, you don’t need to shout.


FAT AMY:  Whoomp.  There…it…is……


FAT AMY: Vertical running!  I’m vertical running!


FAT AMY: Oh Chloe…Don’t worry.  It’s just God punishing you because you’re a ginger.


FAT AMY:  I’m the best singer in Tazmania.  With teeth.


FAT AMY: I should have taken that cardio tip more seriously.
AUBREY: How much have you done?
FAT AMY:  You just saw it….

You Just Saw It


FAT AMY: Guys, there’s going to be some haters out there. They’re going to look at us, Team USA, and be like, ‘why is the most talented one Australian?’


FAT AMY: Um….I’m pretty sure I’m the hot one.


BUMPER: Boo! I’m just kidding! Would you like to have sex later?
FAT AMY: No! (winks)
BUMPER: Ok, you said no but you winked. So that’s a no then?
FAT AMY: 100% no! (winks again)


 

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