The Funniest Quotes (and Gifs) From All Our Favorite Movies

As Cady Heron once said, "It's October 3rd."  In order to celebrate October 3rd the right way, we're going to throw it way  back to the original Mean Girls and the movie that paved the way for the meanest of girls with the darkest of hearts..."Heathers."  Here are 16 quotes that sum up the dark comedy and cult classic from 1988...Because way before there were "Plastics," there … [Read more...]

Was there anything better than 1989's Teen Witch movie? And by "better" we mean "worse." And by "worse" we mean "BETTER!" Poor Louise just wanted to be the most popular girl in school which, to no surprise, ends up being a song in this cult classic about a girl who...wait for it...becomes a teenage witch.   And who can forget the epic rap-off-battle of "Top That?" Secondhand … [Read more...]

1992 seems like it was yesterday. Times were simpler and you basically broke your VHS of "Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead" by rewinding it over and over again. But at least you were able to quote it like there was no tomorrow. Who didn't wonder what would happen if your 16 year old sister had to take care of the whole family all summer long? Here's some of the best quotes, … [Read more...]

You know the old saying - always a bridesmaid, never a bride.  And nobody does "Bridesmaids" better than Annie, Lillian, Helen, Megan, Rita and Becca.  Anyone who's ever felt like their life is a mess, stolen nine or so puppies, or had one too many on a plane can relate.  Truth be told, the entire movie is quotable - but here are some of our favorites.  So raise your double 7 … [Read more...]

Let's face it, in some way we can all relate to Fat Amy.  Yeah, no...don't put me down for cardio.  Story of my life.  Her quirky one-liners, odd mannerisms and deadpan delivery are comic gold - And she pretty much stole the show in Pitch Perfect.  Check out some of our favorite "Fat Amy" quotes below. AUBREY: What are you doing? FAT AMY: I'm doing horizontal … [Read more...]

Sure you've watched Mean Girls tens of thousands of times.  Sure you can quote it with your eyes closed and your hands over your ears.  Sure you own a couple of t-shirts with "On Wednesdays We Wear Pink" and an iPhone case that says "Fetch."  But have you shared these quotes with all your friends on Facebook?  It's the one thing left you have to do to show your love and … [Read more...]

We couldn't love Betty White any more than we already do.  And by "we" I of course mean "all the world" and most likely some other planets where they're just starting to get 'The Golden Girls.'  Betty is a young and feisty 95 years old, has the longest television career of any female entertainer, and has no plans on slowing down any time soon.  And why should she?!  Whether you … [Read more...]

Sure it scares us the Erin Brockovich movie came out 17 years ago (2000) and, sure that makes us pretty old, but not a day goes by when we're not thinking of one of the fiery quotes that came out of Julia Roberts mouth all throughout the movie all whilst sporting outfits that reminded us of her Pretty Woman early hooker days.  It really was the perfect combo. From "They're … [Read more...]

In the 80's and early 90's Shelly Long could do no wrong (minus that whole 'leaving Cheers' situation).  Growing up my sister may or may not have watched Troop Beverly Hills upwards of 10,000 times.  Therefore, I watched it 10,001 times (once I just watched it myself).  From a young Tori Spelling cameo to Shelly Long stunts-for-days, we're proud to present to you the best … [Read more...]

...because it's not quite Halloween until you watch the classic Hocus Pocus a dozen times. I mean, how many times can you really watch it when ABC Family plays it throughout October? 10? 50? 4,590 times? Yes to all of those numbers. Bette Middler, Sarah Jessica Parker and Kathy Najimy provided some of the best quotes for millennials to date. Is that me? It's probably you. … [Read more...]